autisticqueermihashi:

piratecoves:

poopflow:

people who dry swallow pills go hard as hell and should not be fucked with

i used to dry swallow pills until a searing pain developed in my throat and chest and with the help of the world wide web i found out it burned a hole in my fucking throat please take your pills with water kiddies it’s worth it

HOLY SHIT OKAY

milkovicho:

i dont think i ever told people about the egg decorating competitions my secondary school started doing at easter

this was my favourite entry of all time and it didnt win and im still outraged

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infiltration:

sometimes i realize there are so many things i won’t remember in 50 years like the way the sky looked this morning and all the dogs i saw today and my mom’s voice and i get so sad i never want to forget

mixdgrlproblems:

You have 24 hours.

mixdgrlproblems:

You have 24 hours.

gaytransguy:

im-a-dinosaur-so-rawr-and-stuff:

the-boy-in-the-trapper-hat:

What would your 10-year-old self say if they saw you now?

This is the most deep thing I’ve ever seen in my entire fucking life!!!

I will reblog this every time i see it no matter what happens.

dragonmoose:

this is how i feel about teenagers

dragonmoose:

this is how i feel about teenagers

aeviternal-pneuma:

k3utommy:

*hands you the death note* hi can you sign my yearbook

*Evil laugh*

Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress.

Like not once did she say “I want a prince to come and rescue me from my situation.”

She just wanted to look cute and turn the fuck up at the party.

(via barbie-dolls-xx)

thatcurlyhurdgirl:

I will reblog this everyday

plajus:

pancakestein:

wtf is with America.. get me out..

americans joke on here about being the most amazing country to exist, but it’s all code. please save us. holy shit please get us out of here

buckles-182:

I CANT DRAW A FUCKING LINE

beartier:

sandandglass:

Source

no the best part is it only ended because the last person misunderstood and just wanted to pay for their own drink

wongburger:

the-vashta-nerada:

pleaseremembermefondly:

charlisheen:

you know what i want to know

how the fuck did mr salt and mrs pepper make a fucking cinnamon shaker for a baby

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solve that mystery steve

THAT IS PAPRIKA YOU IGNORANT SLUT

EXCUSE ME ASSHOLE THAT IS CINNAMON HE WAS BORN IN THE FOURTH SEASON

PAPRIKA LOOKS LIKE THIS

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THAT’S FUCKING PAPRIKA

SHE’S CINNAMON’S OLDER SISTER 

GOD DAMN TUMBLR I AM FUCKING DONE WITH YOUR SHIT

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